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29 Sep 2003 Turd of the Week George
W. Bush, as number one catalyst in creating a destabilized
world, you get this week's golden glistener. Your poll numbers are dropping
below 50, and the Joe Millionaire numbed masses are tired of playing
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Iraq War Cost
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Investing in the
Next 20 Wars Using Iraq as a model, it makes great economic sense for defense contractors! We sell a surfeit of destabilizing hardware to a troubled region, let it simmer gently over oppressive economic conditions, wait for the inevitable trouble to brew, then sell more weapons to the neighbors of said customers, or to the US Dept of Defense, or whomever. It's a great business model and if one is able to look beyond the vast human carnage, it's a damn smart investment! Don't look for anybody to bump us from the top of the weapons heap. We're ahead of silver medalist Russia by 300% and with the cozy corrupt companionships between Washington and the defense industry, look for American-sponsored rivers of blood to flow for decades. |
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"The battle
of Iraq is one victory in a war on terror that began on September the
11th, 2001." Rest assured, statements like the above are proof positive that Bush wanted to be completely honest with the American people and there was no attempt whatsoever to even imply a linkage between Iraq and September 11th. |
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Weapons Report
Looking Pretty Thin The Iraq Survey Group, led by David Kay, the former United Nations weapons inspector, has been charged by the CIA to scour the country in search of <please, please, please> anything, and I mean anything, that could be used to justify the globally destabilizing, ally alienating, taxpayer leeching, terrorist recruiting, citizen hoodwinking, civilian killing, armed forces exhausting, reelection subverting, oil plundering, Halliburton enriching, culture raping, terror fomenting, Operation Iraqi Freakdom. It may be time to bring in some of our own WMD and spray paint some Arabic on them... Voila! Instant Credibility! |
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National Go Ahead
and Call Me at Dinnertime List Then some federal court stopped the registry for violations of judicial protocol. Oh God! I supposed process fidelity is important in the court, but somebody please argue (on behalf of citizens) for the essential liberties preserved by having a laid off dotcommer call you for an unsolicited purchase of snake oil. Next, Congress is passing legislation to authorize the blockage while federal judges are unblocking the blockage for blocking calls. The latest rationale is based around freedom of speech and the unnecessary curtailment of same by the do-not-call list. Now, I am way big on freedom of speech, as is self-evident by my weakly weekly drivel. The problem I have is the whole idea that corporations have rights equal to people. There's nothing in the constitution which imbues corporations with rights. It's some esoteric yet sweeping 19th century court ruling after the Civil War in which corporations were deemed to have access to the same protection under the law as citizens. So now you have Elite Transglobal Magazine Subscriptions Inc claiming the government's establishment of the do not call registry tramples on their right to speak freely to you, whether you like it or not. Given the aforementioned interpretation of rights and corporations, this is tragically defensible. I guess I'm just old fashioned, thinking rights were for people. |
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Bush's Bullying
Yields Jack Squat from UN Guess what happened on the way to the east side of midtown Manhattan? Nothing. You can call it petty revenge if you want, but that conveniently ignores that Bush still wants the US at the helm. In other words, the leader of the failed nation building wants you to send your citizens in harms way with that same leader calling the shots that screwed everything up in the first place. The UN and its constituent nations, would be quite willing to clean up Bush's mess, but only if they get input into the rebuilding strategy. Now it looks like the only way Bush can coerce nations into sending troops and money is if we given them buttloads of American dollars. Good thing our coffers are flush with moolah looking for a reason to get spent! |
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