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15 Mar, 2004 Turd of the Week Al Qaeda, once again your slaughter of innocents for a supposedly greater good undercuts any legitimate claim that America's role in the world is immoral. Maybe we need somebody in the White House who actually will go after these guys... .
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Madrid in Mourning; What Does This Say? But wasn't all terror supposed to stop as we bombed Afghanistan and tongue depressed Saddam? Sickeningly, this is good news for the Bushies. They get the poll-boosting specter of terror splattered above the fold of USA Today, plus the extra bonus that it was not on American soil. A quick speech of sympathy and then voila, the Bush numbers rise. Isn't it time that we took the Al Qaeda threat as a reason to crack down on Al Qaeda, not just on whomever the Bushies consider entries on their enemies list? |
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| George and Martha and Washington In a completely unrelated development, there is renewed interest in Genius Businessman George W. Bush's questionable stewardship of Harken energy. Where Martha got an inside tip and kept scrupulous phone records, George was much less diligent about calligraphing his business strategies on hand-woven parchment for the authorities to review. What happened? Well, there were many shading accounting practices at Harken, but perhaps the most perfidious was Bush and co-conspirators secretly establishing "International Marketing & Resources." IM&R then makes a bid on Aloha Petroleum, a subsidiary of Harken's. This pushes the stock way up. Harken completes the sale, but finances the sale for IM&R, while declaring it a purely profitable venture. This lying through numbers covers up huge losses by Harken. Months later, IM&R sells Aloha (doncha love that name?) to Advance Petroleum Marketing, headed by a Bush family buddy for no profit. Advance was then on the hook for the loan that did and yet didn't exist. While Harken's huge losses were still masked by this highly unethical shell game, Bush sold his Harken stock at $4 a share, yielding a handsome income of $848,560. Two months later, Harken files a second quarter report disclosing total losses for that quarter of$23.2 million. Stock plunges to $2.37 a share on its way to $1 a share within months. The SEC took notice of this highly suspicious shell game, but then word came down from the White House, then headed by President George H. W. Bush to back off the dogs. Martha illegally took advantage of inside knowledge of impending FDA announcements which would unfavorably affect her portfolio. George was head of a cabal who actively set about to defraud stockholders of millions of dollars. Martha goes to jail. Bush strives to seek his second term in office. |
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The First Amendment! Full Speed Ahead! Wow. Unless the judicial system has totally lost its sense of reality (a possibility given the surfeit of GOP nominations), this argument will be laughed out of the courts. If not, then one must consider this rant blog subject to those laws. Given our readership, that could constitute a drag of 27 cents against the spending limits of the Kerry campaign. |
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Where Them Jobs At? What's a supply sider to do? Well, of course, you shift the issue. Devising mechanisms for creating meaningful work for millions of desperate Americans isn't the issue. No, homos filing joint tax returns is the real threat to America! And when you do have to bring up the issue, you accuse the Democrats of advancing policies that won't stimulate the job market, a subject in which you command significant expertise. Even the last remaining shred of economic good news, the resurgent stock market, is starting to slide, eroding its gains. Boy, if Bush loses his fat cat base, it's gonna get really bleak... for him. |
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