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7 June, 2004 Turd of the Week George Tenet, Way to jump on the grenade. Funny how the Bush loyalty runs a little thin with Clinton holdovers... see stories for details |
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Wilson Reagan 1911-2004 But the second rock star of the American presidency (give it up for JFK) was a well crafted marketing machine for drastic redistributions in government spending. Education, social safety nets, scientific research, environmental protections all suffered horribly under his stewardship, while defense contractors and the very rich made out quite well, thank you very much. Embraced by the Religious Right, Reagan never attended church regularly or particularly embraced Christianity beyond pandering to that voting bloc. Nonetheless, his warm smiling screw the poor in the guise of empowering the downtrodden resonated with a dual pulse of American greed and lip-service Christianity. He was a high stakes gambler who consistently drew all aces. The Air Traffic Controller strike? He stared them down and somehow America avoided a mid-air disaster. The disolving Soviet bloc? He upped the ante with gaudy defense spending and somehow the red hawks didn't play the big card. Caught with his underpants in the machinery of the Iran Contra scandal, he pled benign ignorance, which turned out to be halfway believeable. He could deliver a weakly crafted zinger ("There you go again" response to Carter brought howls of in-your-face laughter from his dittoheads) that would somehow become legendary oratory. He could joke about initiating nuclear armageddon ("The bombing starts in 5 minutes") and just brush off any outrage. In the debates against Mondale, he clearly demonstrated the early stages of Altzheimer's disease, waxing in a non-sequitor about driving the Pacific Coast Highway, which eventually trailed off into incomprehensible muttering. But the public still loved him. Yes, he was the icon of Republicanism for the late twentieth century, affable, chummy and able to screw the working poor while still getting their vote. His model has been one the GOP has been struggling ever since to recapture. Newt grabbed those coattails, and certainly Bush II has, but no one has since been able to recreate his magical combination of friendliness, cruel agenda and the all-important lady luck. Watch Bush's poll numbers bounce in a bizarre 6 degrees of political separation game... |
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Tenet
Gets Evicted But if a mess as big as Iraq can only rely on one scapegoat, that goat is at the top of the food chain. Tenet's culpability is miniscule compared to Rumsfeld, Cheney, Wolfowitz, Perle and of course, the figurehead himself, W. Nice try to dump your only Clinton holdover as a sign that heads have rolled. Don't think for a minute that this ends accountability. |
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for Choice Still Stentorian This ruling came as no surprise to legal experts who roundly castigated the law as illogical and unconstitutional. The law was designed to serve as a huge foot in the door from which Christian extremists could make a strong push to criminalize reproductive freedom altogether. While this victory is of enormous importance in the struggle for women's reproductive rights, the battle will rage on into the forseeable future. |
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Nose Deep in the Iraq Trough Kidding about the last item, but in fact, Dick Cheney has much to gain from Halliburton's plundering of federal coffers. Good thing that hen house is strictly guarded by an old bald fox? |
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