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16 Feb, 2004 Turd of the Week Matt Drudge, thanks for taking this race straight into the gutter with your obsession with Democratic penises. If you have some facts, spew 'em forth and let's be done with it.
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Clintonization of John Kerry In the one corner, detailed accusations that Bush deceived America into an expensive, bloody and unilateral war of pre-emption against a nation that held no credible threat to America, while throwing future American's money to fat cats, dooming the economy for years to come. In the other corner, unsupported allegations that JK squonked an intern!! Watch, my fellow crap-sickened surfership, as the GOP does everything in its power to deflect voter attention away from Bush's record toward the penile! Ignore the damage wrought by Bush's agenda for fat cat dominion over the masses. Instead, let's have a crotch referendum. It's gonna be an ugly 8 months... |
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| The Iraq Al Qaeda Connection
- At Last!! So what does Bush Lackey Colin Powell do? He declares this to be the smoking gun of an Iraq Al Qaeda connection. I'm seething at his cynical hubris. The insurgency involvement began, by definition, months after that now-soundly discredited justification was used to storm the place. Now Powell trumpets this assertion to an increasingly skeptical press. WTF?!?!?!? I get sickened that Bush's cronies use the horrific mess and human turmoil they've made of the place as evidence they need to continue their campaign. Desperate for increasingly elusive evidence, the straw-grasping is truly pathetic. |
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Official Sickofthiscrap.com Presidential
Endorsement Tough, but fair. First of all, let's be honest about the mess in Iraq. Despite what the Bushocracy would have you believe, foreign policy is not a simple thing. The Iraq mess is a hugely F'ed up misadventure in which the best case scenario requires years of America's attention and billions of America's dollars (neither of which are included in the Bush budget). We've excluded outside help from the get-go, we completely misjudged the culture and its reaction to our invasion, we naively assumed an Iraqi national identity that would be greater in its loathing of Saddam than in its tribal/ethnic identities. So it is that the Bushies have an ironically legitimate gripe when they challenge Dems to come up with a better solution than to continue the futile and expensive slog toward Iraqi civil war. I'll admit there's not an easy solution. However, I think fresh leadership will go a long way toward rebuilding strained alliances around the world, not so we can dump and run, but so we'll have help that is much more culturally aware than we are. Also, it is important that we not solve the Iraqi mess as an isolated case where we just kick Iraqi ass, pretending they're some island in the middle of the Persian Gulf. It is not an Iraq problem. This is both a global and a regional problem. Lastly, we need leadership that is not hideously connected to corporate interests as the Bush administration is. By applying principled leadership rather than thinly veiled corporate greed, we can begin to face Iraq more realistically. So, who are we pulling for? Well, in the Bruce Babbitt, Paul Simon mold of picking the losers, I suppose Kucinich represents most of what we like. But hey, let's get real. Whoever can beat Bush gets the full endorsement of SOTC.com. Go Kerry!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Ashcroft Gets Tough Gee, I guess depriving constitutional rights isn't an all consuming gig, eh? |
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