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Aug 2, 2004 Turd of the Week The American Media, your "coverage" of donkeyfest 2004 was deplorable. Forget primetimeitude, you guys were just feasting on any opportunity to honor your political benefactors. Choke on a fat log... see stories for details |
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from Vacation!!! Really enjoyed the grand public works project that is the Blue Ridge Parkway. If you really hate the Democratic priorities that inspired this magnificent ribbon of asphalt, please stay the hell off it and leave it to us speed limit relativistic tree huggers. Missed the Boston donkey-fest in exchange for spirited word games. Sigh... |
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$445,000,000,000 Funny how self-proclaimed "Conservatives" and even "Libertarians" embrace the Bush presidency as somehow more responsible on fiscal matters and less intrusive on individual liberties (snicker!). By throwing good money after bad in Iraq and elsewhere, while giving greater and greater tax relief to the very privileged, Bush is placing an inordinate burden on future taxpayers to ensure his priorities are met. Those priorities would be:
Certainly America has resorted to deficit spending in the past. FDR did it to pull America out of Hoover's economic malaise. JFK, LBJ and RMN did it to further commit America to a disastrous war. Ronnie did it to achieve the same priorities as bullet-listed above. and Bush keeps telling us America is safer. Wow. |
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Sort of Central Agency to Deal With Intelligence Led by a czar (didn't the Commies behead them all?), this agency would report directly to the President to present intelligence information that implicates whatever nation his wrathfulness is intent on invading next. By making it a cabinet level position, it would have to be voted on in Congress, which we all know is the embodiment of imbued power. I will resist the blame game for the WTC attacks, since even a Clinton-like vigilance wasn't enough to get ObL before he was protected by American ally Pakistan. Still, the Congressional recommendation of a czar seems to be a bureaucratic solution for a insufficiency of nimbleness and imagination, when in fact it's the recipe for just the opposite. |
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Press Back in Form Although everyone knows the media is the spearhead of the left wing, it seems sickening that pundits for mainstream "news" outlets spent so much time analyzing the imagery of the Boston convention and so little time devoted to substantive issues. It's a sad fact of American political life that image has totally trumped substance. Even this Clinton supporter understands that he beat Bush and Dole by having a better image. Bush wasn't able to offer a better image than Gore (who had the offsetting penalties of Clinton's coattails, good and bad) and thus lost the 2000 election. I'll be the first to admit that Kerry's image is a far cry from what most of America yearns for, despite the anything-but-subtle military theme to his acceptance speech. It's so painful to see him play the image game that he has only his articulation of the issues to bolster his candidacy. Meanwhile Bush runs against himself, with all the help of the Rove conspiracy finding derisive name-play worthy of the 3rd grade boy's room to paint Kerry into a corner. "He looks French" and other such completely irrelevant name calling that unfortunately holds sway with Americans who prefer an asinine put-down to a comparison of policy approaches. And where is the media in the image projections? Why, front and center stage, of course. They portrayed the imagery of the Iraq war the administration wanted them to portray. They copped the talking points for the Convention. I suppose it's only natural that America, still the undisputed world leader in sloganeering, marketing and image branding, would gravitate toward selecting leaders on that basis, and the American media selling it on same. |
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Meanwhile, Back in the Sunni Triangle Falluja we already wrapped up in gilded gift wrap to Saddam's own Republican Guard a while back. Samara is now considered lost to rebel insurgents. Ramadi is following suit, while Baghdad is in utter turmoil as rebel's focus their terror on the capital of Iraq, leaving millions doubting their safety anywhere in the city of millions. It's all going to hell in a handbasket, but look to Bush's handlers to focus attention elsewhere. Brace yourself for the Madison Square Garden bullshit festival, with every distraction imaginable to focus you far from the streets of Iraq cities, where Iraqis are now living in even greater fear and instability than they every did under the despotic Hussein. |
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