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5 Apr, 2004 Turd of the Week Condoleezza, you get the rare back to back turdening! Your testimony this week could change all that... but I doubt it
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| Republican
Enemies List This exclusive SOTC.com pocket guide helps ours readers keep track of the myriad smear jobs and their victims as they're orchestrated from the White House. The lesson is clear: if you stray from the party line, you will attacked with extreme prejudice. |
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| Republicant | Position | Transgression | Denouement | ||
Republican Richard Clarke |
Assistant to the NSA in charge of terrorism | Disclosed Bush pre-occupation with Iraq occupation, portrayed Bush as weak on terror and clueless numbskull | Characterized as a political opportunist and insecure grudge holding puppy strangler. | ||
| Republican Lawrence Lindsey | Director of the National Economic Council | Told a newspaper that an Iraq war could cost as much as $200 billion. | Forced from his post, his projections were ridiculed, only to have now come to pass. | ||
| Republican Marine Gen. Anthony Zinni | Bush's Middle East Envoy | Told a foreign policy forum in October [2003] that America had far more pressing foreign policy priorities than Iraq and suggested there could be a prolonged, difficult aftermath to a war in Iraq. | Rebuked, not reappointed as envoy. Image has been circulated around White House, photoshopped with burka. | ||
| Republican Gen. Eric Shinseki | Army Chief of Staff | Challenged cakewalk depiction of liberating Iraq | Repudiated by Wolfie and Rummy, dismissed as pansy | ||
| Republican Joseph C. Wilson | African ambassador, CIA advisor | Challenged Bush assumptions on Nigerian uranium | Excoriated by Bushies, wife outed as government spy | ||
| Republican Paul O'Neill | Treasury Secretary | Publicly voiced doubts about broad tax cuts and warned about looming deficits, publicly attempted to persuade President Bush to put a $10 per barrel tax on the price of oil as a way of reducing energy use, protecting the environment, and helping close the budget deficit | Fired, ridiculed and depicted as inept dingleberry that would only be named to cabinet by complete nincompoop | ||
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All Clinton's Fault, but You Can't See The Proof One would think the Bushies would relish the release of documents that bolster their case that Clinton is the raison de terror. So what's the holdup? C'mon guys, we lefties feel it is important that we confront the horrors wrought by the vaginally obsessed President Predator. C'mon, we're ready to confront our demons. How 'bout y'all? |
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Somalia Comes to Falluja So this is what it's coming down to... a contest of who is the baddest baddass to strut the desert. Is the video game out yet? The problem is that this kind of confrontation always favors the party who has the least to lose. "Oh, but they'll lose their lives if they mess with us!" you smugly retort. But that's the whole problem. These are people whose lives have been so de-valued by Saddam and colonial forces, that death threats are dime-a-dozen. As such they seek to offer further fomenting rather than disincentive. But that doesn't matter when bully talk plays so well in ApplePieton. |
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Hey Everybody, the Job Market
is Momentarily not Sucking! So this rosy vindication of bankrupting the nation's finances to the betterment of billionaires, should obliterate the seemingly contradictory statistic that in the same month the 308,000 jobs were created, the unemployment rate rose to 5.7. Fear not, readers, for Orwellian interpretation of this is that jobless folks are so encouraged by Bush's economic achievements that they are entering the ranks of job-seekers, thus temporarily boosting the roles of the unemployed until Wal-Mart starts hiring again. Ooooo-Kay... The GOPsters are crowing at the statistics and using them to bolster the argument for forever pushing the tax burden from the wealthy to the struggling. Wow, they've lost 3,000,000 jobs and suddenly they're cocky when a tenth of those are won back? |
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